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Hyper-typer

A person that types meaningless or sensless babble while talking on Instant Messengers or while filling out profile information on one of the many profile creating sites. Usually this coexists with anime fans, and/or techno fanatics.
EEK! OMG! ^_^ I just got lots of glowsticks! This is like uber cool! AHH!!! My mom is coming /).(\ -hides- i.e. Hyper-typer
Hyper-typer by Terry5226 March 12, 2006
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Hyper Typer 

Typing like a psycho with speed pills in there hands when they're actually not hyper at all in real life.

OMGSH I AM SOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!! omgomgomgomgomgomgl kn dlkd knlsdnlknlkn SDK:NLDF KnhlknFLKNef kKGLKdKLM!!!
fg;k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hyper Typer.
Hyper Typer by Niggy M Way August 3, 2007

hypertyper 

one who types like a suger rushed 14 yearold.
your the biggest hypertyper on earth, you need to chill.
hypertyper by S..S October 28, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026