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Hyper Zoop 

A blast of zoop energy that destroys everything in its path. The energy blast is so powerful that it can only be used once. The colour of the Hyper Zoop ranges on how powerful you are and how well you have mastered Zoop!
Upon defeating four enemies, Adam comes up against the last boss....

Adam: " Oh my god, I need to use that Hyper Zoop that I saved up "
Hyper Zoop by Samyall May 19, 2007
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Hyperpoop 

When you relax your body and mind in order poop really fast because you you've got to leave immediately.
You guys seriously don't want to go anymore? I just hyperpooped so we could leave!
Hyperpoop by GreenLeader December 18, 2017

Hyperloop 

The act of two men simultaneously sodomizing each other. For best results try a combining scissoring with the double squat position.
I caught my fiancé hyperlooping our gardener yesterday afternoon.
Hyperloop by Bouvers March 26, 2019

Hyperpoop 

A musical genre that sounds like pooping while high and hyper, usually involving screaming and moaning with autotune.
Basically our crappy modern genre of poosic known as poop, but on sugar and drugs.
You: Charli XCX has some of the weirdest poosic out there.
Me: I know, it’s hyperpoop.
You: Hyperpoop has to be the most insane genre in music.
Me: It’s like getting coked up.
Hyperpoop by gregben February 20, 2022

hyperloop 

A high speed transportation concept that is both like a train and a pneumatic tube.

A low pressure environment inside the tube allows the 'train' to travel efficiently at 100's of kilometers (or miles) per hour.

The idea was popularized by Elon Musk.
If we built a hyperloop I could live in Paris and commute to Rome.
hyperloop by ballinjack September 6, 2018

hyperloop 

A circular "loop" that occurs when trying to navigate a service-oriented website in which the user diligently and patiently follows instructions but ends up running in circles without achieving the desired goal.
"I actually tried to navigate the site to pay the $2.99 in case XM radio online is no longer free, but I'm afraid I'm caught in a hyperloop."
hyperloop by Randolph Scott July 27, 2009

Hyperloop 

The Hyperloop is a total scam that was concocted to disrupt progress on the California high-speed rail.
Hyperloop by Meganerd1800 December 24, 2023