Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator 

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V

This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator by Freddie.V February 9, 2005