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hydropyrobestiality 

when a homo sapien masterbates under water till fire oozes out of a volcanoe and lands on a monkey yet collapsing its shin only for you to have sexuall intercourse.
my mom can hydropyrobestiality when ever she feels horny.haha
hydropyrobestiality by Adam1992 December 28, 2007

hydropyronecrophiliac 

Someone who gets off on having sex with dead people while setting them on fire and trying to put out the flames with water at the same time
The morgue fire and subsequent flooding was caused by a hydropyronecrophiliac acting on impulse