hydraulic press 

Kokichi Ouma.

Maki: "lol Kokichi went smoosh under the hydraulic press XD"

hydraulic press by It's a lie nehehe October 19, 2020

Hydraulic Press 

A machiene used to crush grapes known as Kokichi Oma.

"The person under the Hydraulic Press Is, Kokichi Oma!"

Hydraulic Press by shuichishyhara June 30, 2022

Hydraulic Press 

When someone sits on your face and puts all of their weight into it, causing your skull to break.

I ate my girls ass and she gave me a hydraulic press.

Hydraulic Press by uzasu July 14, 2018

hydraulic press 

the art of sitting on someones face with an absolute HEFT of an ass

Sirene: girlie i just hydraulic pressed the life out of this dude!

hydraulic press by kachowa January 29, 2023

Hydraulic Press 

The act of being caught in between two fat chicks in a fight. Named from the crushing weight/heavy blows from each participant impacting the victim betwixt them.

“I nearly got the hydraulic press treatment when Ava and Lisa started going at it.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”

Hydraulic Press by Alan McStinkbutt June 1, 2024

1 man 1 hydraulic press 

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

1 man 1 hydraulic press by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

The Hydraulic Press 

When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.

Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.

Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?

John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.

Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.

Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.

Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.

Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.

*Laugh Track*

The Hydraulic Press by Video Person January 17, 2021

yub nub 

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010