HurtzLocker

A Hurtzlocker is when you prolapse you own ass to use as a cereal bowl to then but your own balls inside and pop out to seduce your target

"Hey Jimmy, I heard you gave yourself a Hurtzlocker to try to impress Stacy!"
"Yeah, I don't suggest doing it. It's messed me up for life."

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Hurtlocker

The act of farting into a girl's vagina to set up a queef for when their boyfriend comes around later.

"He almost put Carlin in the hurtlocker"

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I'm gonna take Simon Phoenix and put him in a hurtslocker.

hurtslocker by jiggalolo September 28, 2003

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One who Excels at playing victim at all times and receives great pleasure in creating and trying create more victims.

She skated through life being a hurtlocker in a world full of hills and mountains..

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