HurtzLocker

A Hurtzlocker is when you prolapse you own ass to use as a cereal bowl to then but your own balls inside and pop out to seduce your target

"Hey Jimmy, I heard you gave yourself a Hurtzlocker to try to impress Stacy!"
"Yeah, I don't suggest doing it. It's messed me up for life."

by Jazzy Grapes July 1, 2021

Hurtlocker

The act of farting into a girl's vagina to set up a queef for when their boyfriend comes around later.

"He almost put Carlin in the hurtlocker"

by pale face July 13, 2012

hurtslocker

a word from the movie Demolition Man.

I'm gonna take Simon Phoenix and put him in a hurtslocker.

by jiggalolo September 28, 2003

Hurtlocker

One who Excels at playing victim at all times and receives great pleasure in creating and trying create more victims.

She skated through life being a hurtlocker in a world full of hills and mountains..

by MuseAlmighty June 30, 2019