A Hurtzlocker is when you prolapse you own ass to use as a cereal bowl to then but your own balls inside and pop out to seduce your target
"Hey Jimmy, I heard you gave yourself a Hurtzlocker to try to impress Stacy!"
"Yeah, I don't suggest doing it. It's messed me up for life."
"Yeah, I don't suggest doing it. It's messed me up for life."
by Jazzy Grapes July 1, 2021
Get the HurtzLockermug.