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Hurtlocker

The act of farting into a girl's vagina to set up a queef for when their boyfriend comes around later.
"He almost put Carlin in the hurtlocker"
by pale face July 13, 2012
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Hurtlocker

One who Excels at playing victim at all times and receives great pleasure in creating and trying create more victims.
She skated through life being a hurtlocker in a world full of hills and mountains..
by MuseAlmighty June 30, 2019
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Herlockerian

Taking responsibility for a task, then successfully getting someone else to complete it for you! End result success:)
Mark, I like to think that I pulled a Herlockerian, i.e., took responsibility to get a speaker, failed to carry out my responsibility, then got someone else to be responsible for me, with the end result being that we have a speaker for tomorrow.
by TinaDjerfRocks October 30, 2013
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hurt locker

According to the writer-producer Mark Boal “hurt locker” is a military slang that means “a bad and painful place.” He said during an interview that “EOD soldiers use it as a form of poetic understatement: If an improvised explosive device, or IED, goes off while you're trying to disarm it, the ‘hurt locker’ is likely to mean a white box draped in a flag and shipped home with full military honors.”
He won't go back home, but the hurt locker.
by Manobi March 25, 2010
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hurt locker

noun. a period of immense, inescapable physical or emotional pain
This recession has been a real hurt locker.

She did not forsee her actions as contributing to the hurt locker she would soon be in.

"That last track meet- Man, what a hurt locker!"
by Justiferous August 29, 2009
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Hurt Locker Cameo

Noun. When a recognizable or distinguished actor appears in a film whose cast are predominantly unknowns. Refers to the 2009 Best Picture Winner "The Hurt Locker," in which actors Ralph Fiennes, Evangeline Lilly, and Guy Pearce made brief cameos.
Lance Henriksen pulled a Hurt Locker Cameo when he made Screamers 2.
by LongMayBlues June 21, 2010
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Hurt Locker

Old military saying for someone who really f**ked up real good.
O'brien missed morning muster, gunny gonna put his ass in the hurt locker when he show up.
by Da_Brotha_Grim February 28, 2010
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