hurtlock

A noun, describing a difficult situation from whidh there is no easy extrication. Similar to a headlock in suggestion of combat, hurtlock can describe any intellectual or physical move to overcome an adversary.

If he doesn't pass this test, the University will have him in a hurtlock.

hurtlock by Algonprez November 19, 2006

Joseph Hurlock 

Proper cool, ice cold, freezing, space like temperature, out of this world, Tall, exciting, handsome, outstanding, proper, above the rest, to cool for school.

My God dude did you see that fella walking the talk, he was definitely Joseph Hurlock

Joseph Hurlock by Kudlz December 29, 2022

hurlock 

ruler of the diamond, one who drops bombs consitently.

he hits home runs like a hurlock

hurlock by Anonymous March 18, 2003

hutlock 

Hutlock he’s a gay fagot who acts like he has muscles and loves men and loves autistic jokes

Eww it’s a hutlock

hutlock by Charles is Lou December 13, 2018

Hurlock 

A woman or girl.

He throws like a hurlock.

Hurlock by Hurlock March 18, 2003

Hurtlocker 

The act of farting into a girl's vagina to set up a queef for when their boyfriend comes around later.

"He almost put Carlin in the hurtlocker"

Hurtlocker by pale face July 13, 2012

strawberry hurlock 

a cocktail that is popular with gay men, inventor has a lovely ginger afro and an arse that puts j-lo to shame

heres the magic fiver, another strawberry hurlock j-lo

strawberry hurlock by rossco July 28, 2003