hurtlock

A noun, describing a difficult situation from whidh there is no easy extrication. Similar to a headlock in suggestion of combat, hurtlock can describe any intellectual or physical move to overcome an adversary.

If he doesn't pass this test, the University will have him in a hurtlock.

by Algonprez November 19, 2006

Hurtlocker

The act of farting into a girl's vagina to set up a queef for when their boyfriend comes around later.

"He almost put Carlin in the hurtlocker"

by pale face July 13, 2012

Hurtlocker

One who Excels at playing victim at all times and receives great pleasure in creating and trying create more victims.

She skated through life being a hurtlocker in a world full of hills and mountains..

by MuseAlmighty June 30, 2019