A person of ambiguous sexual identity that resembles a cross between Art Garfunkel and Karen Carpenter in appearance. Has a large bald spot and an orange glow. Functions in an alternate reality. Has grandiose delusions of super hero status, but in actuality is incapable of being a sidekick. Sexually attracted to large, hairy Hispanic men. Prefers to be serviced as it is unproven if endowed with enough of a male organ to function properly. Rarely baths, dresses in hobo chic, subsists on discarded vegetation. If seen in public is often ignored as no one likes to be associated too closely. AKA Tammy Trufflebutter
by Rqwt September 25, 2016
A person of ambiguous sexual identity that resembles a cross between Art Garfunkel and Karen Carpenter in appearance. Has a large bald spot and an orange glow. Functions in an alternate reality. Has grandiose delusions of super hero status, but in actuality is incapable of being a sidekick. Sexually attracted to large, hairy Hispanic men. Prefers to be serviced as it is unproven if endowed with enough of a male organ to function properly. Rarely baths, dresses in hobo chic, subsists on discarded vegetation. If seen in public is often ignored as no one likes to be associated too closely. AKA Tammy Trufflebutter
by Rqwt September 25, 2016