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Humpty Trumpty

A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.
Humpty Trumpty by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019
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Humpty Trumpty

the fairy tale alter eg(g)o of so-called president Donald Trump. Even in the fairy tale world he can't make America great again.
Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Trumpty had a great fall. With all his queenly horses and all his queenly men, Humpty Trumpty just couldn't make America great again.

humpty trumpty

A man whose fate is attached to a wall, especially one who has little strength or stability.
Immigration fears led to a humpty trumpty candidate gaining support.
humpty trumpty by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty 

The phrase referred to Donald is specific and in general, someone who's too conceited to see he/she is/will be the cause of his/her own downfall.
Humpty Trumpty Dumpty's unaware rotten do smell.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.
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B)
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A)
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