Humoch

Having a rumbling stomach due to being hungry.

I have an awful humoch, I can't wait for lunch.

by barkerda March 10, 2009

Homochondriac

A person (generally male) who is so worried about being construed as gay they go out of their way to prove they're not. Thinks every time that they look at a guy they're going to suddenly start having feelings or attraction towards the same sex. 99% of the time the person in question is straight but just a little confused.

Eric is such a homochondriac that he won't even make eye contact with most guys anymore

by njv1451 December 18, 2010

humpchies

A mixture of humping and the munchies. The unquenchable desire to hump something. As coined in the comic 'Least I Could Do'.

Guy 1: "What're you doing in the supermarket ?"
Guy 2: "I've got the humpchies something bad pal, and that checkout girl's gonna satisfy 'em"

by StANTo June 11, 2006

humachickie

An unspecified or unknown object in which you know what it is but have forgotten the name

If ya had a couple wrenches you'd be able to get that humachickie off

by Dehplumber September 21, 2013

homochismo

The Macisimo fear of being perceived as a passive homosexual, usually found in passive gay sexual acts. Truthfully makes no sense, considering that homosexual acts are gay, either way.

Can we say "double standard"?

Homochimso Guy: Dude, you're so gay - you actually sucked his dick?
2nd Homochismo Guy: Nah man, he just sucked me off - and I screwed him. I'm not gay man.

Carlos was acting all homochismo - when he told Juan to just suck his dick.

Albert was acting all homochismo - he didn't want to be seen talking with Juan, who's known to be gay.

by jamfram July 14, 2014

Homochrist

In the word of kvlt, the nemesis and antipole of the Most Austere One, the Necrowizard.

The Homochrist's lukewarm powers are constantly infiltrating and warping mortal affairs, tainting all that is grim and enticing humanity towards his own elemental gayness.

Kvlt lore prophesises that the Homochrist will rematerialise over Palestine late in the Fourth Vorn, shortly before the final battle with the forces of Kvlt. Proceeding from Norway, the Necrowizard will encounter the Homochrist at Varghnorghnaul, somewhere in the vicinity of Goole.

There the Necrowizard will ritually challenge his bitter rival to mortal kömbat. The Homochrist will decline out of principle, and immediately be cloven in half with the Sword of Xfonshjuahh'k.

A most morbific jubilation will follow among all true necrolytes at the breaking of the gay Fourth Vorn and the ushering-in of the Fifth or Forlorn Vorn of eternal terror and despair. This too will mark the reinversion of the uninverted crosses of P'thwaaangjhiuth and the billion-year reign of darkness that is the fondest wish of all true necrolytes.

HAIL THE NECROWIZARD.

You can't possibly be thinking of buying that Green Day CD? Those cunts are the arse-welkins of the Homochrist.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

Humoctopus

A genetic experiment gone horribly awry. Half human, half octupus.

It conjurs images of loathing disgust. It must be a humoctopus.

by Terry Swanson December 11, 2005