Hum dumpster 

A person that eats way too much hummus and often refuses to share with others.

Thom ate the entire package of hummus again without asking! What a hum dumpster!

Hum dumpster by Naanaanaanaapoopoo February 13, 2021

hum dampster 

The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus while humming during a shower or in a rainstorm.

OneLisa and her Fake Boyfriend Hum Dampstered in the hotel room before going to a $2000 pre fixe dinner with wine pairings.

hum dampster by OneTC October 8, 2019

humdumpster 

a human with little or no social skills, and loves to tell lies. they also lack basic hygiene skills. standards towards women are minimal.

you are being a total humdumpster

humdumpster by dampster December 25, 2010