The opposite of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching Netflix and having intercourse with someone you decide to have a night to yourself and masterbate vigorously.
Guy 1:Hey man what you up to tonight?
Guy 2: I don't know, it's been a long day so probably stay at home and Hulu and ice cream.
Guy 1:You're pathetic.
Guy 2: I don't know, it's been a long day so probably stay at home and Hulu and ice cream.
Guy 1:You're pathetic.
by Sneaky_Fish December 22, 2015