Hula Hoping

(verb)
1. The act of convincing yourself that the hula hoop is going to stay up this time, despite a long and well-documented history of it immediately crashing to the ground.

2. Maintaining unreasonable optimism while your waist, hips, and the laws of physics negotiate behind your back.

"I spent 20 minutes hula hoping and about 15 seconds actually hula hooping."

Hula Hoping by BluechainsawMan_OG May 29, 2026

Hula Hooping 

When two people love/like each other but are not dating.

Ashley loves Tannor but they are not dating they are Hula Hooping

Hula Hooping by chiefs123 July 13, 2009

Hula Hooping 

A man puts on three strap-ons; one on each side and one on the back. He then stands in the center of four bent-over women and has sex with them all at the same time by moving his hips in a circular motion; as if he was hula hooping.

Optional: Can be done to the tune of "Jump On It" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Dude, I got with four chicks last night and we were totally hula hooping!

Hula Hooping by TVK777 March 27, 2015

Hula Hooping 

The action of putting a hula hoop up your ass and videoing it and for your friends.

“Conor O Regan why did you send me a video of putting a hula hoop up your ass? Hula hooping is so weird!”

Hula Hooping by Hula Hooping April 15, 2022

Hulahooping 

The technique used in the act of intercourse with a loose vagina in which one must girate there pelvic area as though they are hula hooping.

In some cases some have also been known to hula hoop while hulahooping.

Hula hooping was invented by Pam Andersons pool boy.

"Man that bitch was as loose as pam anderson. I was hulahooping that shiz."

Hulahooping by PaulCORE October 7, 2008