Hughjaculate

In reference to the utterly terrible movie, "Wolverine," played by Hugh Jackman. "Hughjaculation" is the process in which several pints, quarts, or sometimes gallons of semen are shot out of a disgustingly hairy, wolverine-like penis, often in a Ron Jeremy sort of fashion.

Curtis: hey, you know that weird kid, Dillon, that we went to school with?

Skylar: Yea, what about him?

Curtis: I heard that hairy bastard hughjaculated all over Melanie's face!!

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Hughjaculate by Curtislow805 September 7, 2012

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highjaculate

to jack off into the air lying in a supine position. Also spelled 'hijaculate'.

The boy is learning how to highjaculate.

highjaculate by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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