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Hugglefuck 

When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust
Sara stayed over last night and we hugglefuck'd for hours - I'm so happy, and exhausted!
Hugglefuck by HeyTrout March 15, 2017

hagglefuck 

A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.

Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.

The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.

The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.
Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.

"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."

hugglefucks 

to hug and fuck at the same time, created by kaelyn for use with former Master poggy
*jumps into your arms and hugglefucks the hell outta ya*
hugglefucks by kaelyn nicholls July 30, 2009

hugglefuck 

A kinder, more gentler version of a tacklefuck.
/me hugglefucks bliggy!!!!11one
hugglefuck by elfpower October 7, 2004

hugglepucker 

a horrible sexual orientation where several guys interlink cocks and jerk off in a circle before cumming in eachothers ears giving them an ear infection.
guy 1: yo dude! that hugglepucker was amazing last night!