tacklefuck
tacklefuck by Kat_3y3z September 11, 2004
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tacklefuck
The uncontrollable urge to jump off of a bedroom dresser and tackling your unsuspecting parter, after sucessfully tackling your partner onto the bed, the process is repeated, but instead of tackling your partner, you must either jump off the dresser and make it into the hole, or jump off play hide the dick.
"Last night i tacklefucked my boyfriend, he was not happy when i was unable to hide the dick."
"I tacklefucked my girlfriend, but she was not happy becuase i made both her nose and pussy bleed."
"I want to tacklefuck."
"I tacklefucked my girlfriend, but she was not happy becuase i made both her nose and pussy bleed."
"I want to tacklefuck."
tacklefuck by Stacy Jensen January 21, 2006
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ticklefuck
ticklefuck by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 19, 2021
ticklefuck
When several people surround someone and proceed to tickle the fuck out of them causing them to drool, piss themselves, and possibly even induce brain damage from lack of oxygen.
"We ticklefucked john so bad that he pissed all over my house."
"To enter into our homo group you must let us ticklefuck you for 48 seconds."
"To enter into our homo group you must let us ticklefuck you for 48 seconds."
ticklefuck by Beau T December 19, 2008
tablefucker
somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too
tablefucker by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008
tablefucker
somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too
tablefucker by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008
Tacklewackle
Tacklewackle by OneOfTheClassicBlunders June 25, 2019
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