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Hudson River 

Named after Henry Hudson, discoverer of the radioactive river splitting Jersey and Manhattan. If you want to get radiation, you swim in the Hudson. Maybe you will additionally find scrap metal or a car in the Hudson River. Probably because of 3-Mile Island being in the middle of the damn river! 3-Mile Island is a closed down radioactive island, similar to Indian Point. More up North, however, makes nice whitewater rafting.
Guy #1 - Yo dude do you wanna swim in the Hudson River with me?

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I'm not suicidal!
Hudson River by Señor Sweet Beatz August 24, 2008

Hudson River 

The juices pouring from female genitalia when the woman is highly aroused. While the vagina represents Manhattan the streams on the inner thighs symbolises the Hudson River.
“I’ve got a Hudson River running down here.“

- “did you reach third base with her?”
- “yeah. I got my hand on some Hudson & Rose”
Hudson River by TomBiggs July 28, 2020

Hudson river 

When you go to the store to buy a 12 pack or crayons and go home to stick all of them up your ass, and shit out a Rainbow
Little billy and his friends had the best Hudson River
Hudson river by RoomService November 6, 2021

hudson river jellyfish 

The used condoms you find floating near the docks and shores of the hudson river. They get this name b/c they kind of float there and are white and yeah its just nasty.
When you look down next to the dock to put the boat in the water and theres a hudson river jellyfish floating there....

Hudson River White Fish 

A used condom floating down the Hudson River
Don't go swimming in the Hudson, too many Hudson River white fish in there

Hudson River eel

(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.
Several Hudson River eels littered the filthy pier.
Hudson River eel by Heptune May 14, 2005
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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