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noun /krɪs.tʃən/ originating from the latin "hristiyasmus" also known as "hris" in some regions
A state of being where you get everything you want with minimal effort to the point where you dont want it anymore. A Hristiyan would say "hello" and still manage to score a 6 at the end of the day, however that comes with the phobia of being associated with 🏳️ 🌈✔️, 🤏🧠, 🤏🍆 or even svastikas. Study shows that the only way to achieve this is by being so short that you compare yourself with 12 year old girls. The closer you are to Mother Earth, the more prominent noticeable the effects will be.
"Damn did you see Amira do a Hristiyan today! How is she so lucky!?" - Emo talking to Josef after classes
Hristiyan by 04:00 March 2, 2021
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A special sub-type of a Kristian or Christian, usually has their origins in eastern europe the specimen is highly racist and homophobic
You see that guy?

Yeah

His name is Hristiyan, so you should stay away from him.
Hristiyan by ThatOneCommunistpig November 1, 2021
Oh there is that funny guy with the big dick.How was his name again? Hristiyan.
Hristiyan by Blondegirl03 November 22, 2021

Hristiyana 

You have read the fucking shit that was the previous one...now welcome to real definition. This the most unique person you can ever meet. Her glory will blind you and the words that come out of her mouth will be a blessing for you. When you meet her at first sight you are instantly captured by her gorgeous eyes. With one look you cannot stand the tension between the two of you. This beautiful Bulgarian name can only be worn by a charming lady. This girl does not need a man, she will beat your ass and will never know it. And this is not the only badass thing about her. You NEED her in your company because she is the light to your soul and the cure for your senses. Modesty makes the the person gorgeous, but SHE is the beauty itself. If you want to keep her by your side you MUST treat her the way princess. She only appreciates the truth and if you lie to her expect you will be dumped by the minute. You HAVE to keep these rules if you want to be in her list of close people:
- Honesty
- Know how to take a joke
- DO NOT INTERRUPT HER WHILE TALKING
- Always be the one person she can rely on
- NEVER LIE TO HER
This is the best definition you can find here baby
And the most important thing - she can be very cute so keep an eye on that because you will not see it coming 😊
Bitch 1: Who is this girl over there with the beautiful eyes?
Bitch 2 : Oh, she is such a Hristiyana!
Hristiyana by Ninchity February 17, 2020
Lovely amazing guy. Very funny and skilled at most things including sports and video games.
Jheez, hristia is cool! I want to be with them
Hristia by ItIs what ItIs June 4, 2020

hristina 

the best person you can ever meet - very kind, loving, helpful, beautiful. Generally very smart and an amazing dancer. She will always help you and give you insightful advice.
- I've just spoken to the best girl I've ever met in my life.
- Oh, that must have been Hristina!!!
hristina by cortisol.level April 7, 2018
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