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hawling ass 

When Rep. Josh Hawley ran, like a coward, from the insurrectionist at the US Capitol after helping incite said insurrection.
"Dude! Brad would not stop hitting on this chick at the bar all night. Finally she called over her BF and BRad was Hawling ass out"
hawling ass by Homerj742 July 22, 2022
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Hawling ass 

Aka Josh Hawley on J6

The epitome of “fuck around, find out”

Running from the consequences of your actions.
He was Hawling Ass from the mob
Hawling ass by LlamadeTrama July 21, 2022

Hawling ass 

The act of running like a complete pussy, just like Josh Hawley did when he saw the mob that he supposedly supported
Josh Hawley was seen Hawling ass on camera
Hawling ass by PrettyhugeD July 22, 2022

Hawling Ass 

The action or movement of running away from circumstances of your own creation.
The junior Senator of Missouri was hawling ass through the corridors of the U.S. Capitol on January 6th to escape the same mob he had incited mere hours before.

Hawling Ass 

When you stoke an angry mob, and then have to flee in fear from aforementioned mob.
Josh Hawley was Hawling Ass
Hawling Ass by xWonderxBreadx July 25, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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