Slutty girls wearing tight fittingEdmonton Oilers gear who dont know anything about hockey but for some reason love Shawn Horcoff (who has no friends). They usually go to games, get really drunk and flash signs that say "SHOW YOUR CUNT FOR HORCOFF". These girls will never know what Horcoff looks like but if you were to tell a HOYLA that your name was Shawn Horcoff they would probably let you do anal.
a playground legend and hustler in the streets of LA. He is one of the greatest streetball players ever. Most importantly, he proves that WHITE MEN CAN JUMP and gives white basketball players everywhere hope.
Billy Hoyle: I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.
Little bitty town known for its park in the center of the town and the most exciting thing that happens there all year is a german beer fest, but even knowing its so small Hoyleton is filled with the kewlest poeple around!!