Definitions by joetown34
Hoylas
Slutty girls wearing tight fitting Edmonton Oilers gear who dont know anything about hockey but for some reason love Shawn Horcoff (who has no friends). They usually go to games, get really drunk and flash signs that say "SHOW YOUR CUNT FOR HORCOFF". These girls will never know what Horcoff looks like but if you were to tell a HOYLA that your name was Shawn Horcoff they would probably let you do anal.