Hoves 

Not a pair of doves but a flock of doves

Oh looks it’s a bunch of hoves

Hoves by Skitzee123 September 5, 2021

the hoves

A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.

Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...

the hoves by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011

hoesplat 

When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.

While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

hoesplat by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

scaring the hoes away 

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

scaring the hoes away by japanesewombat December 28, 2020

Detective "Four Hoes" 

the guy who points out the obvious that everybody seems to miss at the moment. you can summon him by laying down a pack of cigarretes and a freshly polished Monster Energy Drink. leave the rest to him.

Guy1: Dude, where the fuck is Andrew? I can't seem to find him.
Detective "Four Hoes" : He shoots heroin in the kitchen. *Points to the kitchen door*

Detective "Four Hoes" by dumicarpacius October 11, 2021

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope 

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake

My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope by JasonR47 April 1, 2020

bros before hoes 

men always back other men.

bros before hoes:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.

bros before hoes by kleptooo November 4, 2011