1 definition by Booms and Yawne
A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.
Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!
Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!
Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...
Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!
Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...
by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011