Houston handshake

When you shove one hand into a person's anus, and the other down their throat then they meet halfway and you shake your own hands

I pulled off a sick Houston Handshake on Lebron yesterday

by Mundge mundddge December 14, 2019

Houston Handshake

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.

Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!

by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021