House Pint

Johnny was checking out bars to play music at, and they found our he is in Season 3 of Monopoly and they gave him a House Pint to help his chances (and theirs)!

House Pint by SRJCstudent October 10, 2023

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Housepainter

the incognito term for a hit man

I need a housepainter. My wife is cheating on me with some turd and I want to off her.

Housepainter by tenbeerqueer January 26, 2017

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housepitality

very good hospitality; so good, in fact, that is needs a new definition.

Tyler, you seriously have the best fucking housepitality, because every time I go to your house you ask me if I need anything to drink or eat.

housepitality by TDBSAN69 October 1, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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