House Hotel

The state of having the entire house or apartment to yourself while your significant other is away for a given period of time.

Friend: "Your wife is away this weekend. What do you plan on doing?"
Me: "I have house hotel, so I plan on staying in my underwear and eating pizza and ice cream for every meal."
Friend: "House hotel is awesome!"

by willestrd November 15, 2013

Hotel House

An oxymoron for a short term rental in a residential neighborhood; especially one known for a parade of loud parties,

The neighbors greeted the new hotel house with open contempt.

by mlhiss January 5, 2024