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Houman
To be tall sexy and charming, usually associated with a tall and fit person with light brown skin, brown eye and an IQ exceeding 10000. People who disagree with this are usually short English or weird Asian Girls e.g. Japanese girls.
O my god guys that Persian guy is such a Houman.I wish I was a Houman.I wish I had a Houman boy friend.I wish I could go out with Houman.
Houman by Aylar Dianati Lie February 12, 2009
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Houman
noun
1) a male given name: words meaning “tyrant” and “cunty.”
2) any person in a position of authority who exercises power oppressively or despotically.
3) If you’re named Houman then you would typically be the worst person to ever work for. You would be viewed by most as the 21st century Hitler in the workplace. His leadership approach is likely going to include backstabbing among all ranks, creating chaos within the organization, demoralizing anyone in his path, making the absolute worst business decisions ever seen, and a walking HR nightmare that will undoubtedly keep the legal department busy defending lawsuits brought upon the company from his actions.
1) a male given name: words meaning “tyrant” and “cunty.”
2) any person in a position of authority who exercises power oppressively or despotically.
3) If you’re named Houman then you would typically be the worst person to ever work for. You would be viewed by most as the 21st century Hitler in the workplace. His leadership approach is likely going to include backstabbing among all ranks, creating chaos within the organization, demoralizing anyone in his path, making the absolute worst business decisions ever seen, and a walking HR nightmare that will undoubtedly keep the legal department busy defending lawsuits brought upon the company from his actions.
How dare you talk to me like that and disrespect me. I will not be Houmaned by you anymore.
Ah man, not again. You just made another Houman decision that’s going to cost the company millions is losses. Next time pull your head out of your ass and just make a decent business decision so you don’t sink this ship.
Ah man, not again. You just made another Houman decision that’s going to cost the company millions is losses. Next time pull your head out of your ass and just make a decent business decision so you don’t sink this ship.
Houman by King of the CA Castle November 24, 2021
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026