HottMess

Someone who lives the Rock Star, Porn Star, White Guy/girl wasted LIFE! And still manages to look Super Sexy even after an All-Nighter!

Alex Mosiniak HottMess
Lindy Lee HottMess
Fergie/Jesus

by Big Sext July 14, 2013

Hottmess Status

An amazing waaay of life. No need to be hott, or a mess, justt live a fun life that is a mess, haa, but in a good waay(:

Guy: "Yeah these two hos take turn every week, shit atleast i get to kiss 'em"

Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"

Guy: "WTF is that?"

Girl: "A waay of life haaa."

by WoahWoahMe March 7, 2010

The Theory of Relative Hottness

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

by Free6000 December 17, 2008

hottress

A hot waitress

Dude, we just got a total hottress.

by Cardholer November 30, 2009

Mastic Hottness

Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.

"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"

by Cornwallace19870 December 11, 2009

holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him

Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!

by jordygurl28 June 2, 2005

hottess

Mashup of "hot" and "goddess". Means that a person looks like a female god.

Omg, look at her, she's a total hottess!

by Hottess Nerdfighter June 1, 2014