Hotpockit

Sweaty oral sex right after work.

Hey girl I need me a hotpockit!

by Rodayea September 6, 2013

hip-hopocrite

A non-Brown/Black person who embraces the Hip-Hop lifestyle and culture, listens to nothing but Hip-Hop and speaks as such, however, is completely grossed out by the thought of dating or engaging in sexual relations with a Brown/Black person.

Meagan: Yo, Beck-dawg, I can't wait for da 50 Cent concert dis weekend!

Becky: I know right! Maybe we can sneak backstage and do a lil a little sompin' sompin' wit him!

Meagan: Eww, gross! A Black guy? You're so ratchet!

Becky Ohhhhh, I see. You're a hip-hopocrite.

Meagan: What? I'd totally bang Eminem or The Kottonmouth Kings

Becky: (heavy sigh)

by Raixor August 15, 2014

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

houston hotpocket

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.

by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

West Virginia Hotpocket

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.

Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone

by dirty harold January 20, 2019

Charlotte Hotpocket

When you go to a hotel un-fold the fold out couch and take a shit on it. You then fold it up for the next person.

Dude i just charlotte hotpocketed suite 234

by dcarp April 2, 2011