Hotloaf

Warming someone’s spot.

Quit hotloafing my side of the bed

by Butch0319 November 15, 2021

Hotloaf

To defecate on someone.

I'm down with the brown, love to hotloaf them titties, yo!

by Shuaman July 10, 2020

pinch a hot loaf

The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.

"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."

"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."

by lulem400 January 12, 2010

Bake a Hot Loaf

To brew up and take massive shit.

I’m going to be late for work today cause imma bout to bake a hot loaf.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018

piping hot loaf

When two men take a crap on each other then put it in there mouths and savore the taste, or when have sex with black midgets and old ladys after going on a 3 hour "fishing" trip with pastor Bill

"Man that piping hot loaf you gave me was amazing, and it tasted so good
OR
"Father thats a fishing trip i will never forget"

by dylan did this March 30, 2008

Hotloading

The act of masturbating and warming up your hands for a short time using your semen.

Steve's hands got cold when we were out camping so he went and started hotloading for a bit.

by Sir Castic IV November 19, 2013

hot loaf

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.

Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!

by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017