When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.
*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*
Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.
Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.
Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.
Ben: …
Ben: Hot n’ Halp!
Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.
Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.
Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.
Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.
Ben: …
Ben: Hot n’ Halp!
Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.
Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
by Bennehftw January 16, 2023