Skip to main content

Hot Mess Express

...a group of sexy, hard-drinking bitches that hit the streets to cause chaos and partake in debauchery.
C'mon ladies, it Tuesday! All aboard the Hot Mess Express!
Hot Mess Express by Delilah Foxx November 10, 2009

hot mess express

defining a set or sets of women that have nothing going for them...the leader of a group that has no restriction to what she wears or how she carries herself...
"Seriously, did you see Lisa Hopper...such a hot mess express..."
hot mess express by Hlove.B.I.C September 20, 2009

hot mess express

An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is the definition of a hot mess express.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026