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Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate

Dude, after I shoveled the snow I rewarded myself with a hot jerk

Hot jerk by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015

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jerk-hot

Adjective used to describe men who have an arrogant or otherwise asshole-type nature which should exempt them from being found attractive... yet are found attractive nonetheless.

"I know I shouldn't be into Dane Cook, but I can't help it... he's jerk-hot."

See also: Jeremy Piven

jerk-hot by Heidi Vega March 28, 2008

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Hot Jerky

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it

You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.

Hot Jerky by Soran727 June 7, 2021

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Hot Jerky

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick, and then you stick your shit-covered dick in her pussy

"Things were going great with Maria until she asked me to give her Hot Jerky, I just couldn't do it man"

Hot Jerky by azztomouth69 May 4, 2016

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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