Hot jerk

Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate

Dude, after I shoveled the snow I rewarded myself with a hot jerk

by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015

jerk-hot

Adjective used to describe men who have an arrogant or otherwise asshole-type nature which should exempt them from being found attractive... yet are found attractive nonetheless.

"I know I shouldn't be into Dane Cook, but I can't help it... he's jerk-hot."

See also: Jeremy Piven

by Heidi Vega March 28, 2008

Hot Jerky

When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it

You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night.

by Soran727 June 7, 2021

Hot Jerky

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick, and then you stick your shit-covered dick in her pussy

"Things were going great with Maria until she asked me to give her Hot Jerky, I just couldn't do it man"

by azztomouth69 May 4, 2016