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hot date 

The person saying this does not, in fact, have a date, and will spend the night watching television alone and then crying themselves to sleep.
Al: Gotta hurry home, man, I've got a hot date tonight!
Vince: Yes, of course you do.
hot date by Zerotime February 16, 2009

hot date 

Generally used sarcastically to exaggerate the appeal of a date. The date may or may not be real, and although the date might actually be "hot", as in exciting, it's just as likely to not exist at all or be boring.
Are you going on a hot date tonight?
Yes. With my Mom.
hot date by RustyBucky May 8, 2011

hot date 

used between girls to designate a friendly outing as a one on one event.
lisa: i have no friends.
amanda: well, naomi and i are having a hot date on friday night, but i guess you can come. maybe.

erin: let's go to that production of rent on saturday. it'll be a hot date.
erica: ok yay. we haven't hung out in forever.
hot date by yay monkeys April 26, 2006

Hot date lips 

One who wears bright red lipstick on a date with a sexy person in the hopes to savagely makeout with their face.
I had my hot date lips all made up so I could seduce my teacher into having an affair with me.

women so hot pls date me 

“women so hot pls date me” and u can add ur own words after or before that
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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