Hot crock

To kick someone so hard up the ass whilst wearing sandals, that when the foot is removed it is covered in liquid shit.

Sally hot crocked the naked tramp as he bent down to pick up her money

by David Cameron 1973 June 7, 2018

Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy

The girl equivalent to blue balls.

Last night, Sam left me on Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy when he made out with me for an hour and then dipped.

by Barry Mckockner April 15, 2023

6 O'Clock Hot

6 o'clock hot is where the temperature is so high, you can't do anything until 6:00pm in the evening - you just want to lay low and as close to air conditioning as possible!

Cedric The Entertainer often uses this expression to describe the Southern states of the USA.

Dave: "It's pretty warm, ain't it?"
Mike: "Sure is - it's 6 o'clock hot"

by Bucko_NZ February 24, 2008

Crockpot Hot Chocolate

When you take a diarrhea shit into a woman’s pussy; add marshmallows and whipped cream, use a straw to drink it up.

I know someone that served the men in army unit Crockpot Hot Chocolate at the Christmas party.

by Walffleassing101 October 4, 2019