Hot crock

To kick someone so hard up the ass whilst wearing sandals, that when the foot is removed it is covered in liquid shit.

Sally hot crocked the naked tramp as he bent down to pick up her money

Hot crock by David Cameron 1973 June 7, 2018

Hot Crocking 

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

Hot Crocking by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy 

The girl equivalent to blue balls.

Last night, Sam left me on Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy when he made out with me for an hour and then dipped.

Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy by Barry Mckockner April 15, 2023

6 O'Clock Hot

6 o'clock hot is where the temperature is so high, you can't do anything until 6:00pm in the evening - you just want to lay low and as close to air conditioning as possible!

Cedric The Entertainer often uses this expression to describe the Southern states of the USA.

Dave: "It's pretty warm, ain't it?"
Mike: "Sure is - it's 6 o'clock hot"

6 O'Clock Hot by Bucko_NZ February 24, 2008

Crockpot Hot Chocolate 

When you take a diarrhea shit into a woman’s pussy; add marshmallows and whipped cream, use a straw to drink it up.

I know someone that served the men in army unit Crockpot Hot Chocolate at the Christmas party.

Crockpot Hot Chocolate by Walffleassing101 October 4, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020