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Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.
Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
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by Tugg N. Harder March 01, 2018
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