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Hot Tea 

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Hot tea is when something reeeeaaallllyyy juicy happens. like a scandal or just an iconic moment.
guy 1: omg did you hear that alissa cheated on mike?

guy 2: omg with who?

guy 1: she cheated on him with drew.

guy 2: OMG THE HOT TEA! ITS STEAMING!
Hot Tea by tea meaning July 25, 2018
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Hot tea 

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When annoying girls "spill" drama
They usually say "imma spill some tea" as reetering to "I'm going to tell you some drama"
Girl 1: hey gurl let me spill some hot tea
Girl 2: Yas gurrll
Girl 1: The tea is especially hot today!
Hot tea by ramen_n July 16, 2018

Hot Tea 

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N: Something that is, totally original, and or is very cool looking, useful, or just plain awsome.
That 240sx is hot tea.
Hot Tea by NoEmos June 16, 2004

hot tea 

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1. a euphemism for hottie, used in the show "Arrested Development" by Lucille Bluth
2. a technique used in fellatio, sipping tea at regular intervals to warm the mouth
She performed a hot tea on a hot tea.
hot tea by Crassius September 2, 2013

hot tea 

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The extremely rare, discomfiting, and alarming phenomenon where one's scrotum makes contact with the water in a sit toilet. Attributed to the confluence of hot weather, which makes the sack hang especially low, and a plugged toilet, which makes the water level especially high. This hot/cold disparity amplifies the shock of the completely unexpected immersion.
Albert nearly had a coronary from the hot tea episode in the men's room stall at the Sizzler. The shocking, icy grip of the rising water on his dangling nuts made him catapult off of the toilet seat.
hot tea by Herr Stehpinkler August 6, 2010

Hot Tea 

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Me: Spill that hot tea sister

Friends: Umm
Hot Tea by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020

Hot Tea Box 

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A Hot Tea Box is when you fart in your ladies face while tea bagging her.
Patch told us he gave a Hot Tea Box to Carolyn last night and we laughed.
Hot Tea Box by PrimeTime420 September 3, 2009
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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