Hot Snakes

The fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. Resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually "hot" when coming out (think spicy food.)

Q: That was some night last night, eh?
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.

by Brenthew October 27, 2008

Hot snakes

When the poop comes out like a hot snake

I had the hot snakes

by urmomarum June 25, 2017

Hot snakes

noun; the resulting soft serve butthole burning poo after eating spicy chili verde mac-n-cheese.

I need some baby wipes. That shit we ate yesterday gave me gnarly hot snakes.

by Hookerbooker June 10, 2018

hot snakes

Human excrement. "Hot" comes from the usual 98.6 degree Fahrenheit temperature of the fecal matter. "Snakes" refers to the snake-like appearances of the bowel contents due to the shape it assumes in the intestines.

Tom: Hey dude, why did you break up with Angie?
Me: Well, we got all drunk and she asked me to drop hot snakes all over her face. I did, and now it is awkward."

by Taboo McNasty September 11, 2006

Hot Snakes

cool or awesome, a more emphatic expression for Hot Shit.

That set was 'Hot Snakes'!

by Acorn254 November 4, 2006

Hot Snakes and Bubble Gut

That "I gotta be close to the bathroom" tum tum

When you eat something organic an it comes out by itself without force or choice

"I just ate some organic lettuce and it gave me hot snakes and bubble gut"

by anonymous March 5, 2022

chili-cheese hot snakes

Redish-orange fiery poo that comes out like a long thin french fry. It burns your butt with a hot sensation and smells like it looks, SUPER hot and stinky. It often curls as it hits the bottom of the toilet.

Krista these "chili-cheese hot snakes" are burning my buns! What did you put in that sausage you cooked?!

by poonanni December 3, 2013