Skip to main content
nice looking milf(mom id like to fuck)
damn I love hot moms
hot mom by landin porson March 9, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.
Joey: Wow, Ross, your ex-wife Carol is one hot mom.
Ross: You're talking about my son's mother.
Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF.
Ross: Shut up!
hot mom by FriendsFan2005 April 5, 2010
A sexy mom 40+ celebrated all of may
Look at that milf she’s a hot mom
Hot mom by I LOVE LOGAN May 15, 2023

Hot mom hair 

When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.
The woman walking her dog across the street has hot mom hair.
Hot mom hair by decdaddy December 1, 2020

Hot Mom Jeans 

The jeans/pants (typically skin tight) hot moms wear that are either fringed, hemmed, or cuffed a few inches above the ankle, and frequently worn with angle boots.
Gee dang, look at the Hot Mom Jeans (HMJ’s) Stacy’s mom is wearing!
Hot Mom Jeans by trice1996 February 24, 2022

Hot Mom Syndrome 

When a mother is so attractive all her child's friends hang out at their home and cause untold financial damage with excess grocery costs.
"She can't go to wine tasting with us bevause of her hot mom syndrome. She's broke and watching none kids right now."
Hot Mom Syndrome by Soterius June 5, 2018

Hot Mom Syndrome 

When one’s Mother is so incredibly hot that they start to feel sick.
Kevin started to feel sick out of no where, he must have Hot Mom Syndrome.
Hot Mom Syndrome by I<3 MILFs June 9, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next