A play on the Hot Lunch, after pooping on cling wrap, add cocktail umbrella to load, if only for a humorous moment (remove) before mouth fucking. Optional addition of coconut milk. At the moment of ejaculation, call out "aloha oe!"
While vacationing in Hawaii, Baby Mama and the Looch used their excess cocktail umbrellas for a monumental Looch-style Hot Luanch.
by Jobin Harper November 18, 2009
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I was broke and couldn't afford Primanti's for my girlfriend, Pregnant Lindsey, so I gave her a Polish hot lunch.
by erock3030 November 4, 2014
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"How did your date go last night?"
"It sucked, he drank too much so when he went down on me, I ended up with a hot lunchbowl!"
"are you going to go out with her again?"
"Hell no! Her cootch is so scangi, I went down on her and as soon as I got a whif I gave her a hot lunchbowl."
"It sucked, he drank too much so when he went down on me, I ended up with a hot lunchbowl!"
"are you going to go out with her again?"
"Hell no! Her cootch is so scangi, I went down on her and as soon as I got a whif I gave her a hot lunchbowl."
by vag lick January 11, 2014
Get the hot lunchbowl mug.The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.
I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.
by El Presidente 69 July 5, 2017
Get the Hot Lunch Tuggy mug.The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.
by slim jim shady November 21, 2011
Get the islamic hot lunch mug.the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk
by sideshow bob May 13, 2004
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You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.
by Shmo12345 February 28, 2011
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