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Jose Hot Tub
When a Mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably Jose Cuervo, and you place your scrotum in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. A variant to the classic fuzzy warbler.
Guy 1: "Did you slay that fine Mexican mami last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."
Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"
Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."
Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"
Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"
Jose Hot Tub by Big Rabes September 5, 2010
Related Words
Hot Jose • Hot joseph • Jose Hot Tub • HOT • Hot Topic • hot dog • Hot Mess • Hot Karl • Hot Rod • hot sauce
Hot joseph
When a boy working concierge poops in a cup and then proceeds to use the cup in place of his own words.
Hot joseph by ThedeskROUND2 June 26, 2009
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