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Hot Banana 

While having condom intercourse, the gentleman pulls out, peels off the condom, throws it to the ground and yells "HOT BANANA!!" before reinsertion... the angry lass then gets up in disgust to go to the washroom, and slips on the 'peel'
Insurance will say if it's a hot banana or a banana peel.
Medicare won't cover both.
Hot Banana by Ground0 July 2, 2015
Words you can keep

Hot Banana 

A sexual act in which a banana covered in hot sauce (used as lube) is inserted into someone's anus
I still can't sit down after that hot banana Mark gave me
Hot Banana by Maroux May 27, 2008

hot banana 

Another name for an erect penis.
Are you ready for the hot banana?
hot banana by ncbornokgrown August 7, 2014

hot banana milk 

Usually defined as overly warm or even hot semen. Often accompanied by intense orgasms. It is also a phrase used to describe warm vaginal discharge by elderly women.
dude i banged cortney last night and her face got covered in hot banana milk.

hot banana juice 

semen, sperm, the warm juice that is ejaculated from a banana, aka a penis. usually used as a remedy for any ailment.
lisa: my throat hurts

jerry: oh i have something to make it better

lisa: u do? what is it?

jerry: its hot banana juice, it cures anything
hot banana juice by zombiegod536 April 30, 2011

Hot banana bread 

Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.
It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.
Hot banana bread by Turtle dirt March 10, 2016

Hot Spicy Banana

A basketball term used to say your open for a pass.
He yelled " HOT SPICY BANANA " and Tom passed it to him.
Hot Spicy Banana by Anymore March 27, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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