hostia 

Spanish name for the white communion used in Catholich Church, and believed by them to be the body of Christ.
Often used as a curse word. In Spain they use it also to mean a slap in the face.

1. Me cago en la hostia (I shit on the "hostia")
2. Que hostia! (What a "hostia!)
3. Te voy a dar una hostia, joder! (I'll give you a "hostia", fuck!)-In Spain

hostia by AWDC October 23, 2007

hostia 

Spanish expression deriving from the church but colloquially used to express excitement or surprise.

"Me voy a comprar un auto."
- "HOSTIA"!!!

hostia by Marc Fischer December 28, 2007

Hostage Negotiation 

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Hosian 

A girl of South or South-East Asian descent who possesses such divine physical attributes that it makes you question your metaphysical philosophy of aesthetics.

Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift? That film changed my life, there are so many hosians in there!

Hosian by Wicked Goldfish January 6, 2016

Holding your sausage hostage 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

Holding your sausage hostage by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Hostile Hooker 

When you accidentally run over a hooker on your way to college and she starts to kick your car door.

Amy: “How do we get rid of this hostile hooker?”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe”

Hostile Hooker by Amymamy December 8, 2020

hostage lunch 

Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.

"I was planning on running some errands over my lunch hour, but the VP is keeping us in a meeting. At least he ordered us hostage lunch."

hostage lunch by Cale Dempster December 9, 2008