Hosemease

A goose with a hose

Eh bud did ya se those hosemease chasing fred last night took an hour to wrangle them up

by Wallfle July 25, 2023

hoseteaser

basically a cocktease.
a girl who flirts and teases a guy to get him interested and leaves him hanging.

see movie Grown Ups:
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. While storming off, he calls them "hoseteasers"

by sarcasmogratis July 17, 2011

hosebeast

Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"

Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."

by Mr. Sparkle January 14, 2004

hosemeister

1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.

"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)

by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004

psycho hosebeast

Ex-Girlfiend or Female Stalker (Canadian).

Man, that psycho hosebeast called again last night.

by Doug McKenzie April 20, 2003

psycho hosebeast

someone who is stupidly insane, irritating,whorish, or sometimes scary

"man, since her botched boob job, becky has turned into a total psycho hosebeast"

by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

hosebeast

Stupid ass dirty ass nasty ass slut. Crazy to a stupendous degree. Devourer of souls.

Steve's girlfriend is a fucking psycho hosebeast. I told him not to stick it in the crazy but he didn't listen.

by Vince Vigor September 23, 2004