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An extremely rare name, possibly of Caribbean or African origins.
“Do you know anyone named Hosean? I don’t.”

“Want to name her Hosean? Just kidding, let’s pick a normal name, like Sarah”

“I think Hosean means ‘big smelly butt’, or something, but I’m not sure, cuz I don’t think I’ve ever actually heard that name before. What a strange name”
Hosean by Darktrooper November 3, 2022
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A girl of South or South-East Asian descent who possesses such divine physical attributes that it makes you question your metaphysical philosophy of aesthetics.
Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift? That film changed my life, there are so many hosians in there!
Hosian by Wicked Goldfish January 6, 2016
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Hosaena is a beautiful Ethiopian girl with an awesome attitude! Hosaena's usually have dark, curly hair, are tall, and athletic. Hosaena's are usually very energetic and friendly. Sometimes it gets a bit annoying but they always mean well and love all of their friends. Hosaena's lack in the self confidence sector but is always there when others are in need. You will love any Hosaena you meet, hold on to her!
That Hosaena is such a friendly person!!
Hosaena by 200455181 June 13, 2019

Die Toten Hosen

Awesome German hard rock band, been around since '80s actually. Roughly translates to, "The Dead Pants". Compared to Rammstein or Oomph, they are a bit lighter but still hold their own and are quite popular. You can see their T-shirts and such once in awhile on popular band members here in the U.S. A lot of videos, check them out.
Schon Sein, many others, Die Toten Hosen
Die Toten Hosen by Malibu times 2 October 23, 2013
Hoshang means the big daddy of the group.. A guy who makes sure everything is order, a neat freak, a person who enjoys his morning chai with newspaper in hand. Don't think Hoshang's ever suffer from hangovers.. A jack of all trades master of none when it comes to sport
That guy giving the order to the waiter, he must be the Hoshang of the group.
Hoshang by dawgbone January 20, 2010
Term used to describe a target-rich environment, specifically large urban areas or college campuses with a veritable "ocean of hoes."

When a male is upset about a particular ho, then he can be reassured by reminding him that there are other hoes in the sea, or in the hocean.
I went to the Democratic National Convention and as soon as I put on my "pro-choice" pin the convention center turned into a hocean.
hocean by TheTheTheThe October 17, 2008

Hosenscheisser

Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)
"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."
Hosenscheisser by Nicholas December 21, 2002