Horsey The Horse

The most lovable cuddly horse ever, not a real horse but a teddy bear horse. He is blue and fabulous.

Oh my gosh he’s so huggable… well of horse he’s Horsey the Horse

by Pamthebear March 1, 2025

The Horse's Name was Friday

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.

Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

by boughs.of.folly December 15, 2021

putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

pie in the horse

Snoop Dogg's answer to "Fill in the blank. Pie in the ..." on Family Feud.

I found a pie in the horse while smoking that dank ass weed.

by ntp479 July 17, 2016

Get the horse out of your face

a slang expression coined in the early 21st century used to express annoyance or objection to what someone else is saying. Used first by professor Myndia Biznesse when reprimanding disrespectful students in his general knowledge and philosophy class. The term is frequently spoken with an accent imitating professor Biznesse, who is of Italian decent. Sometimes, when quoting him, the word "horse" is spelled "hoasse" or "hosse", "out of" is substituted with "outta", and "your face" with "ya face". This is to further emulate Biznesse's strong accent.

Jerry, you always run your mouth because you think you're so smart. Get the horse out of your face.

by hollanatme January 27, 2010

feed the horse

To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.

Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)

by Pozza November 2, 2006

Riding the Horse Backwards

When taking a shit, sitting backwards or facing the wall or toilet tank so that when the turd drops, it lands on the runway and not in the water.

This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.

Dude 1: "What the fuck is that stench coming from the shithouse?"

Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."

by Steamer Joe January 11, 2010