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Horses Ass 

A horses ass or a insult to call on a person
Look at that horses ass man
Come get you horses ass
Horses Ass by Sloppy July 21, 2019

Horses ass 

An offensive name that can only be used if a person slaps you while you have a sunburn. Made famous on family guy when stewie says it.
Peter: Hey stewie! (slaps on butt)
Stewie: Ahh you horses ass!
Horses ass by Raptapwnage August 20, 2010

Horses ass 

Somebody who doesn’t publish my fucking definition of screwie Lewie u mother fuckers
These horses asses didn’t publish my damn definition
Horses ass by norweagenhope August 15, 2018

horses ass (horsespatut) 

a person that consistently does foolish or stupid things. An irrational person that makes little or no sense. Obnoxious person
He was the biggest horsesass I have ever seen.

Dead horse's ass 

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.
When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

horse's ass

n: An oblivious idiot who generally says and does things that draw laughter at him, for being such an unbelievable moron.
"Did you see blake just shotgun that beer and then piss himself? Wow, what a giant horse's ass."
horse's ass by Olen White January 5, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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