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house flipper 

aka "flpper"

house flippers are people who buy a worn out or crappy-ass house, fix it up and sell it for more than they paid for it.
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flipped: when you sell your house and it gets bought by a house flipper then sold again
dude: I gotta fix my house before I put it on the market
dude2: why?
dude: so that no stupid house flipper comes along and sells it for more!
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I just sold my house 2 weeks ago and now I see another for sale sign out front!! grrrrrrr! I got flipped!
house flipper by blu3hat February 19, 2011

Alabama house flipping 

When you purchase a house, and move it to a Better location to increase its value.
Dude, Tom has made so much money lately. I guess Alabama house flipping really pays off

horseflaps 

The vaginal flaps of a female horse used among irish friends in greeting format
Ah horseflaps,, hows your balls?
horseflaps by Dagboy November 17, 2006
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026