Horse Boat

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A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

"My horse boat is made from North American Spruce."

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Horse Boat by beetfarmer November 2, 2009

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horseboat

A canoe built around your horse you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

The use of horseboats in combat will revolutionize naval warfare.

horseboat by horseboat2 March 13, 2009

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Houseboat

For a houseboat to be a "thing" (see "thing") you need all of these three components:
Fun, Hip, and Summer Livin'

Thats houseboat, so houseboat

Houseboat by Houseboaters July 28, 2013

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houseboat

a single-wide trailer on pontoons

My sister wants to live in/on a houseboat.

houseboat by Clyde-Otis February 10, 2009

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pullin a houseboat

It's when you are doin a 69 with a fat chick in the bathtub.

Last night I got drunk and ended up pullin a houseboat with Jill and I almost drowned.

pullin a houseboat by Captain GlassCock October 6, 2010

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Houseboat

A white trashy person or their belongings who live on a houseboat (trailer on the water).

They are so houseboat. Ewe, that's houseboat.

Houseboat by Mr Phil January 19, 2013

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Houseboat

The best vacation ever, slamming beers and broads, doesn’t get better.

I’m going Houseboating for a lit week

Houseboat by Hey barb May 27, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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